

Which leads to the gameplay, the least offensive component, thankfully, but incredibly basic. There’s no reason or practical application for the generous helping of cock, so it’s yet another facet to the game that’s constructed for laughs and doesn’t garner any (if you’re over the age of twelve). Even when they’re standing perfectly still. The front-runner for me, though, has to be all the never-ending swinging dicks in multi-colored thongs on display. It tries to classify (minus the class) this under ‘sport’, but you can imagine how serious that’s likely to be taken. It could be fact that the entire game is based around nearly-naked men throwing themselves on top of each other in various, impossible contortions, grunting while they stretch for that extra inch of height, a human pyramid scheme built on the basest form of humor. The title is a decent candidate to start with, clearly going for yuks based on the literal interpretation (you really are climbing your friends throughout the game) and the implied, immature angle this is coming from the developer of the infamous (and best-selling, nonetheless) Baby Maker Extreme series. It’s hard to put an appendage on what’s likely to offend the most in Stegersaurus Games’ Mount Your Friends (80 MSP).
